What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

After a few moments he returns.

{RING} {RING}

Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Sure no problem officer.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

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I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

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HELLO

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why do so many FtM people act like MtF people don't exist and what the hell am I supposed to do as an MtF person?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Yes sir it is.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Why is there so much evil in the world?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.